What floats on water? A DUCK =D

I hold a dark secret.
No one knows, but let me tell you.
I've been a pirate for 7 years and 3 months.
Throughout this 7 years and 3 months,
I have travelled across oceans and seas,
kidnapped rich tourists and extorting cash from them.

=D

Hmm. My day was interesting.
Believe it or not.
Pei brainwashed me.
And she didn't believe she did =.=